Get an Aquaphor Stick

My preferred lip balm. This is not to be confused with the aquaphor chapstick, it is a large size of the healing ointment in stick form. Occasionally I look like I'm rubbing a glue stick on my mouth but at least I don't have to deal with my aquaphor separating in hot weather and emitting the hot layer of watery liquid that comes out of the bottle first (yuck).